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Look, let’s be honest. There’s a bunch of stuff in the Bible that’s either really boring or not exactly up-to-date with modern times. You know the bits we’re talking about.

 

But there’s also some pretty fun, wacky stories. Stories about magic gardens, talking snakes and forbidden apples. Planet-wide floods and floating zoos. Evil pharaohs and nail-biting escapes. Boys fighting giants with slingshots. Muscular warriors with long, flowing locks. Wise kings, technicoloured fashionistas, kindly passersby and big, hungry fish. Oh, and there’s even a story about this really nice beardy guy who dies in the end. Bummer.

 

(Spoiler alert: he comes back to life!)

 

So, here’s a cool idea – what if we stripped all the religious twaddle out, replaced it with some sci-fi concepts, and told the best stories in the Bible minus all the boring bits?

 

Sound fun? Amen to that.

THE BIBLE WITHOUT THE BORING BITS

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  • Look, let’s be honest. There’s a bunch of stuff in the Bible that’s either really boring or not exactly up-to-date with modern times. You know the bits we’re talking about.

    But there’s also some pretty fun, wacky stories. Stories about magic gardens, talking snakes and forbidden apples. Planet-wide floods and floating zoos. Evil pharaohs and nail-biting escapes. Boys fighting giants with slingshots. Muscular warriors with long, flowing locks. Wise kings, technicoloured fashionistas, kindly passersby and big, hungry fish. Oh, and there’s even a story about this really nice beardy guy who dies in the end. Bummer.

    (Spoiler alert: he comes back to life!)

    So, here’s a cool idea – what if we stripped all the religious twaddle out, replaced it with some sci-fi concepts, and told the best stories in the Bible minus all the boring bits?

    Sound fun? Amen to that.

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